High School Football Rules!

OK, so I've heard that my last couple posts have been a little bush league. Well, you'll enjoy this one.

Screw the Superbowl Shuffle, this may be the most bad ass football team name video available. There are so many preposterous moments in this video that I can't name them all. My top 3 moments include:

1) The uncomforable look of the quarterback (I assume he's the one they say is in the shotgun).
2) The old white dude dancing.
3) The fact that they all lift up their jersey's, but they forget that there is no team name there. You're supposed to do that to represent your team name.

Anyway, without further ado, "Do The Devil Walk. Dooo Iiiiiitttt." I have no clue what this is called, they just say that a lot.



How can you not be psyched up for the Tift Co. High School Blue Devils after that. I'm so jacked up right now.

In case you have never seen it, here is the Superbowl Shuffle. Good, but not nearly as good as Lil' Trill's Devil Walk.

Impressive Quarters Video

It is the weekend, and I know several people love to play quarters as a drinking game. I myself prefer something like Tippi-cup, Beer Pong or Beer Die (or Jewish Toss as it may be called at Arizona State). Anyway, this guy is awesome at quarters. I am not sure how many times they had to re-film these shots, but it is pretty impressive that he made them none the less.

Oh yeah, it is sponsored by Axe, so that might knock it down a notch. Still impressive though.



After watching it again, it is seems pretty ridiculous. Why would you attempt these shots? Good times.

Ok Go Treadmill Dance

This is like 3ish (maybe more) months old, but I was talking with some people the other day and they had not seen this yet. This is a music video from the music group Ok Go. Not huge on Ok Go, but the video is pretty awesome. If you haven't seen it yet, take the 3 minutes to watch this video.

Did You Know There Was A 24 Prequel?

Well more acurately prequels to season 4 and 5? Because I had no clue until someone at work told me. This is not the trailers! For Seasons 4 and 5, on DVD only, they released prequels for the season. The season 4 prequel is freaking bad ass - it's an uncut director's edition and you'll know why if you watch it. The season 5 prequel is also awesome because my boy Bauer executes easily one of his best kills of the 24 series. Anyway, without further ado, here are the 24 prequels if you've never seen them.

Season 4 Prequel


Season 5 Prequel


There's also one for season 6 out there - it came out with the season 5 DVD's; however, as I'm currently watching season 5 again, I'm going to wait to watch it until I've rewatched season 5 completely. That said, I'll prolly post that when the time comes.

Dr. Claw's (from Inspector Gadget) Face!

Did anyone else watch this show growing up? I've included the intro for nostalgia purposes. On a side note, isn't this the most ludicrously long intro for any cartoon? Also, I think this video may be from the a spanish version from the way that "Inspector Gadget" is said at the end.



Anyway, did anyone ever see Dr. Claws face? Of course you didn't because they never showed it. That is until like three years after the series was done and they released an action figures set. Then, of course they had to show you Dr. Claw's face. But these bastards are smart and they covered his face in packaging. But someone had to buy it right? So after a few years of searching, I have finally found the picture of Dr. Claw's face. So, if you're not to scared to see the evil menace behind one of the cartoons you know you watched growing up, scroll down...







... and see the weird ass face. What the f- is this? This is the bad guy? No mask, no glowing eyes, no scars? Just a messed up mouth, some uneven eyes, a HU-UGE mouth and some bushy eyebrows. Bush. That's Bush League. I almost didn't show this to you guys because it upset me so much. Bad Times. Stupid Dr. Claw...

Hip-Hop With Your 99 cent Nuggets, Biatch!

I started working in the real world just over 5 months ago. And when I started, I had to endure like 6 weeks of training. Yes, in the long run its definitely been beneficial, but, honestly, once I hit the third week of training, I was ready to actually do some work.

Anyway, I'm sure training would have gone a lot better if it was in this format.



As an added bonus, now you know how Wendy's square burgers are made!

Donde Esta Mateo?

Where have I been? All over the place. I'll fill you into my journeys later when I have more time. In the meantime, I thought I would leave you with something enjoyable to look at:

Harrison Beck Fan Club

Make sure you read all of the comments in that Facebook group (and join it if you believe it...). The comments come in waves so I would assume that there is a few more battles to come. I think the internets were made by God (or Al Gore, depending on who you believe) so that I could have an avenue to laugh at idiots across the world. Good times.