Ok Go Treadmill Dance

This is like 3ish (maybe more) months old, but I was talking with some people the other day and they had not seen this yet. This is a music video from the music group Ok Go. Not huge on Ok Go, but the video is pretty awesome. If you haven't seen it yet, take the 3 minutes to watch this video.

Did You Know There Was A 24 Prequel?

Well more acurately prequels to season 4 and 5? Because I had no clue until someone at work told me. This is not the trailers! For Seasons 4 and 5, on DVD only, they released prequels for the season. The season 4 prequel is freaking bad ass - it's an uncut director's edition and you'll know why if you watch it. The season 5 prequel is also awesome because my boy Bauer executes easily one of his best kills of the 24 series. Anyway, without further ado, here are the 24 prequels if you've never seen them.

Season 4 Prequel


Season 5 Prequel


There's also one for season 6 out there - it came out with the season 5 DVD's; however, as I'm currently watching season 5 again, I'm going to wait to watch it until I've rewatched season 5 completely. That said, I'll prolly post that when the time comes.

Dr. Claw's (from Inspector Gadget) Face!

Did anyone else watch this show growing up? I've included the intro for nostalgia purposes. On a side note, isn't this the most ludicrously long intro for any cartoon? Also, I think this video may be from the a spanish version from the way that "Inspector Gadget" is said at the end.



Anyway, did anyone ever see Dr. Claws face? Of course you didn't because they never showed it. That is until like three years after the series was done and they released an action figures set. Then, of course they had to show you Dr. Claw's face. But these bastards are smart and they covered his face in packaging. But someone had to buy it right? So after a few years of searching, I have finally found the picture of Dr. Claw's face. So, if you're not to scared to see the evil menace behind one of the cartoons you know you watched growing up, scroll down...







... and see the weird ass face. What the f- is this? This is the bad guy? No mask, no glowing eyes, no scars? Just a messed up mouth, some uneven eyes, a HU-UGE mouth and some bushy eyebrows. Bush. That's Bush League. I almost didn't show this to you guys because it upset me so much. Bad Times. Stupid Dr. Claw...

Hip-Hop With Your 99 cent Nuggets, Biatch!

I started working in the real world just over 5 months ago. And when I started, I had to endure like 6 weeks of training. Yes, in the long run its definitely been beneficial, but, honestly, once I hit the third week of training, I was ready to actually do some work.

Anyway, I'm sure training would have gone a lot better if it was in this format.



As an added bonus, now you know how Wendy's square burgers are made!

Donde Esta Mateo?

Where have I been? All over the place. I'll fill you into my journeys later when I have more time. In the meantime, I thought I would leave you with something enjoyable to look at:

Harrison Beck Fan Club

Make sure you read all of the comments in that Facebook group (and join it if you believe it...). The comments come in waves so I would assume that there is a few more battles to come. I think the internets were made by God (or Al Gore, depending on who you believe) so that I could have an avenue to laugh at idiots across the world. Good times.

It's a Kramer Explosion!

Check out this clip of Kramer (aka Michael Richards) going off at his stand up. He's legitamitely going nuts. Thankfully there is subtitles so you can see all the n-bombs and f-bombs he drops. Probably the best part is when someone calls him out - I love his reasoning..."Well you interrupted me, pal!" It ends with him walking off the stage, but I thought he was gonna go throw down fisticuffs, Stephen Jackson style on the dudes in the audience. That would have capped this off.



Here's his awkward apology. This might be the best part. First, the audience starts laughing. Most of them have no clue this is real. Some of them start laughing from the beginning. Then Kramer drops "Afro-Americans," the audience laughs again and then they get scolded by Seinfeld. Good times. Potentially, the audience is laughing that awkward laugh, like "Hey, I have no f-ing clue what to do right now, so I'm going to kind of chuckle...".



You also realize that Seinfeld Season 7 comes out on DVD in the near future...just saying...

Someone Trying to Hack My Blog and How Not to Rob a Store

I really didn't do anything this weekend. I watched a lot of Season 4 of 24 (its really good and for as much as I love Bauer, I haven't seen it yet), watched a lot of college football and played quite a bit of Nintendo Wii (which is quite possibly the coolest inventions of my life time - that's right it may be up there with cell phones and the internets). I'm sure you'll hear me talk about the Wii in the future.

Anyway, I came home and pulled up my computer and found out some bastards had found a backdoor in my FTP and hacking into my CPU. They hadn't really done anything yet, but since they had turned off my virus scanner and my num lock (!?!), I assumed something was coming. So, I'm tracking you SOB's - if you read this. Although, if you read this, you prolly already know way to much about me, and now I'm a little scared. I should call Jack Bauer.

So to commemorate someone trying to hack my computer (say that last sentence in your nerdiest voice), I leave you with a video showing how not to rob a store.



I've had this video in waiting, but I think Gorilla Mask beat me to the punch. Damn you, internets!