365 = Time To Go

For those of you keeping track, this is post #365 since I started blogging again a couple of years ago. I have no clue how many pictures, videos, links, inappropriate remarks and innuendos I've posted but I'm sure it's a lot.

In any case, I've decided to move on from the Skeet Throwin' blog. Over the past 2 years, I've seen my audience grow, but I feel the medium here is holding me back. I'm only one man and as my life has gotten busier, my posting has become less frequent. As a result, I feel like I'm letting you down.

At this point, you've got to be saying 2 things to yourself: 1) stop talking - where's the videos, and 2) if you stop posting, isn't that worse than posting sporadically? The answer to the second question is yes, but more on that in a second - here's a video.



Let's be honest, because of videos like that I could never give up posting on the internets. I'm not leaving the webernets at all. Instead, I'm going to a new site at Immediate Regret. I'm going to be working with a team of people to create what we think will be a bad ass site to keep you entertained several times a day. And the best part is I am going to still be posting about internet videos and other random stuff so you can still get all the skeet throwing goodness you're used to from the Double M.

As for this blog, I'll keep my posts up here so you can go back and look through them (but mainly because I will probably still link to them), but I don't think there will be many updates here for a while. I'll keep the everything up, so if you swing by to keep up on my shared items or my Twitter you can still do that as well.

It's been a good ride here at I really do appreciate all of my readers (who, not coincidentally, send me a lot of the stuff I post) and I hope all of you will follow me as I move to Immediate Regret.

I'll conclude this post with a couple videos that you all should enjoy.

I'm not sure who the first is from, but it's making fun of the Shaq/Kobe feud.



The second is a funny unaired Will Ferrell SNL sketch - which had to be part of his inspiration for Anchorman or at least Frank from Old School. It's a Funny or Die video, so click through to see it.



Have a good week.

After Dark: Bad Pron Intro and a Handski

Sometimes I find a video like 2 weeks before it becomes popular on the intermist but I forget/am too lazy to post it and then it gains traction and I kick myself for not getting it out to you earlier. Fortunately, I'm not too prideful to just post it anyway. In case you haven't seen this, here's a chick that appears to be giving a handski at a Devil Rays/Red Sox baseball game. It's safe to watch (read: you don't see anything) but you'll prolly watch it a couple of times.



In any case, here's another video that you must watch if you haven't yet. I'm not saying porn intros should be good, but this one is ridiculous. It's also SFW and worth watching just for the acting.

No Time To Post

I haven't had time to post this week, but I couldn't let a Friday go without a post. So to start off your Friday, here's an awesome video about mustaches. (Video via Awful Announcing



And since you've got nothing to do on a Friday, here's a ridiculous tv movie from 1997 about the Justice League.

Italian Spiderman Parts VII & VIII

Two more installments of the genius Italian Spiderman. It no longer needs an intro.

Episode VII is basically a fight with rubber snakes and the Will Ferrell dart scene from Old School.



Episode VIII is boring until there is about a minute left.



Apparently there's only 2 left so enjoy them while they last!

America: F- Yeah

Happy 4th of July everybody!

Last year at this time, I was packing stuff up in my apartment getting ready to move from Austin, TX to Lincoln, NE. Turns out packing sucks, so this year's celebration is starting off a little better (except for the fact that I'm at work). In any case, let's celebrate by watching a ridiculous Captain America video featuring background music from Team America: World Police



Turns out those are all from the Captain America movie (who knew) from the 90's. That's real folks.

In any case, here's an awesome America Rules/England Sucks video from Jack English.



Have a great holiday and a good weekend.

Grumpy Old Men Are Always Funny

You may remember a couple of weeks ago when we saw a kid film himself purposely (?) failing a bunch of driving lessons. Well, here's a longer version with the dude who was swearing. If you laughed the first time, you'll laugh at this.



Swearing is one thing, but now I'm gonna step it up into fighting. Check out this clip - you'll laugh in under 20 seconds.

Bears: They Smell the Menstruation

As I've said many a time, Anchorman is one of my favorite movies. I love that whole movie, although, I felt like Ferrell didn't know how to end it so they did the whole bears thing. That said, it was awesome. Bears are, for some reason, a good source of humor. Take this pole dancing bear, for example (via Best Week Ever).



If nothing else, that's funny for its absurdity. That said, in the next video, the guys go over the top on absurdity with respect to bears (not to mention anything else). I don't know how to describe this video except that it contains some racy language and about 5 seconds of plumber's crack (via EDSBS).



Pretty sure those guys topped Bear Force One.

After Dark: Strippers and Dwayne Wade Sex

The after dark portion of this blog continues this week with a couple of ridiculous items. First, to the right, is a picture of Dwayne Wade on a box of Sueper Sex Pills. I have no clue where this box is from (obviously Asia somewhere) but I'm pretty sure no matter where you are, Sueper is not the right spelling. Furthermore, there's no way Dwayne Wade allowed himself to be on this box. This pic came from the outstanding basketball blog Basketbawful they said that this pic of Wade came from the front of NBA Live '06 so I guess it's spelling and legal fail on part of the Sueper Sex pills.

Next, is a video of a webcam stripper fail from the always good Fail Blog. It's moderately NSFW (no nudity, but she's scantly clad) but worth the watch. Trust me.

Italian Spiderman Parts V & VI

I love these crazy Italian Spiderman videos are some of my favorite things. They are ridiculous and over the top. It's gotta be fake though (I echoed this in my last Italian Spiderman post), but after seeing things like this I wasn't sure.

So I decided to research it (and by research I mean type "Italian Spiderman" into Wikipedia). The all knowing encyclopedia says that it is a joke being made by an Australian production company. It also says that it started out as just a for a student film (which I also nailed). All-in-all, it's kinda disappointing, although it probably says better things about our world.

Anyway, without further ado, here's part V featuring a 2-minute a fat guy in yellow sweat suit, the mortal kombat head swivel guy (in the background), and a 2-minute psychadelic drug ending (seriously just quit watching after the mortal kombat dude appears).



Here is Part VI, which I call "LOST: Italian Spiderman" because it's the only way to describe it...



Have a good weekend.

Jason Bateman Hancock Attack

Will Smith's movie Hancock comes out sometime next weekend. I can't tell if it will be good or not, but it does feature Jason Bateman. He's been making the rounds on all of the night shows, but this interview with Kieth Olberman was probably the best. Trust me.



You may have to click through to the post if you are in a reader to see this video.

I think I just blue myself...

Crazy Chuck E. Cheese Action

I used to love Chuck E. Cheese and Showbiz Pizza because I loved all of the video games there. Of course, my family would always go order a large pizza and invariably sit in front of the electronic gorilla/mouse depending on the restaurant. I always hated the songs they sang, but this one would be awesome.



I don't even like that song - I think the lyrics are ridiculous. Here's an even more ridiculous one featuring Shakira. Side note: My brother came up with alternate lyrics to this song that you'll never forget: "Oh baby when you talk like that, you make my p*ssy all wet." A bit crude? Yes. Hilarious? Yes. Sing them to yourselves while watching this video.



I'm not sure what it is about those videos - I'm pretty sure it's the memories mixed with the outrageous intro discussion mixed with bad singing mixed with a few margaritas - but they make me laugh.

Shaq Rapping Madness

If you have checked out the Internets or ESPN over the last 24 hours, you have probably seen this video which showed up sometime Monday morning. TMZ released a video of Shaq freestyle rapping a diss about Kobe, and since I love hip-hop, freestyling, and the Association, I'm pretty sure I need to post it.



That is nasty. It's too bad he doesn't go after Kobe more on that one because I'm pretty sure that would have made it better. That had to be one the of happiest moments of big guy's life. Well done. Of course, this isn't the first time, Shaq has done a "freestyle" diss either. Here's one of him taking on Vlade "The Godfather of Flopping" Divac.



At this point, you may be asking yourself, how did Shaq get so good at freestyle rapping? The answer? Practice. And also lots of attempts. You see, much like his free throws, Shaq only connects on about 50% of his freestyles. For instance, here's another bus freestyle from the Diesel.



And if you thought that was bad, just watch this clip from the critically acclaimed movie* Kazaam.



We genies! Of course, that's not really a freestyle. But it's still awesome a rap. Side note, iIf you really liked that, you can even watch it in Spanish!

Anyway, back to the original video - Shaq was pretty good, although I wish he sh*t all over Kobe again (MADTV warning). In any case, that had to be fun to see live, and you know some promoter somewhere is trying to setup a freestyle rap battle between Kobe and Shaq right now.

* Kazaam was actually not critically acclaimed. But it did have it's own underoos!

After Dark: Talking to 2 Girls at One Time

Sometimes I find funny/ridiculous videos and I don't really like to post them during the week because they are NSFW. As such, I've decided to introduce a new segment called Skeet Thrower: After Dark. These intermittent posts will randomly occur on the weekend and contain videos that you probably shouldn't watch at work.

The first video is from a crappy chat line commercial.



1) Who thought those girls were hot?
2) What kind of bikinis are they wearing? That just looks like bad early 90's underwear.
3) What kind of phones are they talking on? They look like regular corded phones that have just been unplugged
4) Seriously?
5) And finally, no, I don't think I actually can handle talking to two girls at one time.

Friday Dance Craze

It's Friday and we should celebrate by seeing some ridiculous dancing.

First, here's Maury's you're not the father dance.



Then, here's Darth Vader breaking it down Thriller style.



If you enjoyed that, here's the full video.

Finally, here's Mario Lopez as a gay young pirate.



Have a good weekend.

Blogger/Office Attack

If you visit the site you're used to seeing a 3 columns thing. Well, something is wrong with Blogger and that's gone all to hell. Today the sh*t hit the fan and now my template is all jacked up. I'll fix it this weekend.

In any case, here's an office battle that you should see. The place I used to work rocked out rubberband fights and the place I currently work has nerf guns, but this is over the top and awesome.



Also, in case you didn't see, the Celtics won the NBA championship last night. It wasn't a very good game, but Garnett's speech afterwards was unreal.

Italian Spiderman Parts II - IV

There's more Italian Spiderman. I'm not sure why. Really. I have no clue. But I'm sure you'll laugh.

First is part 2. I'm pretty sure this is what the party in Anchorman was like. It's a boring episode (read: no fat Spiderman), but the tongue scene should make you laugh.



After watching Part 3, I have to assume this is all just some joke video made by some college kids that they've decided to carry on for a while. Or it's just some Nintendo Wario/Spiderman cross-over.



Part 4 should be called "Cloning, Respect, and the Luche Libre" If you don't laugh multiple times while watching this, then leave the site and never come back.*



I just want to know why that dude gets the Mortal Kombat head bobbing thing going on whenever he gets surprised. I have to assume that's inconvenient a lot of the time.

* You can still come back

Vern Fonk: Part II

One of my favorite posts in my 300+ posts was a post about Vern Fonk Insurance (I said in the post that I would start saying the word Shipopi more and I have).

Well, there's a ton of Vern Fonk videos on YouTube, and I finally watched a few more of them. And now, I'll pass that forward by showing you a couple of the best. Here's one that is called Fonk to the Future.



If you ever wanted to see the Vern Fonk guy cross dress, now is your chance.



Finally, here's a couple Napolean Dynamite ones that are kinda funny.

Lakers Crying: Always Funny

In 2003, my Spurs beat the Lakers. That was awesome for me as a Spurs fan. As a bonus, here this was what happened at the end of that game.



Crying! Good times. Well done. In any case, after last night's debacle in the Staples center, Sasha Vujacic decided to join in on the act about 5 years too late.



That was almost as good as the first time for me...I probably laughed harder at this one. Well done, Sasha.

Real Life vs. My Life

Well, as I said on Monday, I just returned from Vegas. I've said before, I think Vegas is like Disneyland for adults - life just doesn't seem real there. That said, I think I live a lot of my life on the webernets and it turns out that isn't real either. Fortunately, my boy Vasquez sent me this video to sort things out.



I never watch/read Red vs. Blue but that video might force me to do so. Anyway, now that I know what's real and what's not, it's time to put it to the test. Here's a video, you tell me if you think it's real.



OK, so not only is that not real (was anything on 90210 really plausible?) but its a modified clip from the show. Still funny and ridiculous. You know what else is ridiculous? The guy singing in that video, David Silver Brian Austin Green (featuring bonus white rap music video!), is railing Megan Fox.

In any case, here's one more video - I'm more inclined to believe this is real except for the multiple angle things. Either way, it's always funny to see people get pissed and start overreacting - and this video has that.

Time for some White Rap

I spent the last few days in Las Vegas. I'll spare you the details but I ended up +$235so it went pretty well. Unfortunately, I didn't get to play any Casino War. That said, not playing war may have contributed to me being plus $235.

In any case, I figured I'd come back with what I'm best at: white rap.

In honor of the NBA Finals going on right now (more on that later this week), here's an awesome Converse featuring Magic Johnson and Larry Bird. There are 2 white guys in this commercial and it should remind you that the 80's were awesome.



Speaking of awkward, here's Dr. Dre's "Bitches Ain't Shit" sung a cappella. If you have never heard this song/haven't heard it for a long time I think you'll be blown away by the amount of swear words present.