Wednesday, April 04, 2007

Shandi and a Cleveland Steamer?

If you haven't figured it out yet, I pretty much just like to waste a few minutes of your life every time I post. In between my little bits of wisdom (or just my thoughts on life), I tend to link dump on you - a veritable cleveland steamer (SFW) of links if you will.

In the links is where, I feel, I put some of my best stuff. Sometimes it is something that is funny but doesn't relate to the post, and other times it directly relates but has been all over the Internets and sometimes its just a little too dirty for this family website. The Shark Attack video link from Friday (and shown on the Skeet Thrower on Saturday) is a perfect example. They are ludicrous but had nothing to do with anything. Sadly, many people missed those videos because they didn't click all of the links.

The links are like the streets - its where the real, dirty truth is. I'm not sure what that means but it sounds cool. In any case, you should make sure that you explore all of the links (at least the ones that aren't self-promoting) for a full dose of Skeet Throwing humor (random or otherwise) everyday.

In other news, I should explain the lack of posts on Monday and Tuesday. I had this big post all written up Monday, but then it got too late (in other words, no one would have read it until Tuesday), so I decided to wait to post it. Of course, by Tuesday I had to scrap it thanks to Ohio State shooting threes like I do 8th grade girls (that was a precarious search). At least I could count on a good women's game on Tuesday You all should know that the last line was a joke. If nothing else, we got to see Joakin Noah's celebratory speach.



I didn't understand a thing he said there. Are we sure that Joakim Noah is actually a real person?

So Tuesday rolled around and it again got too late so I waited to post again. But today I figured I needed to write because all hell broke loose on my Woolery for PIR campaign last night. Shandi bonered her chance for fame and was voted off of Dancing with the Stars. Bush league, Shandi. Real bush. If you were a man, I would punch you.

That said, I never watched the show. All I ever saw was this clip.



That will be the first and last time that a DWTS clip is on this website (that's not a promise). In fact, the only reason it made the cut was because of the glimpse of Woolery at the end. Woolery was already upping his pub. If only Shandi had made it a little longer...

Anyway, seeing as how there's no real theme to today's post, here's an awesome video. Alanis covered Black Eyed Peas' My Humps. This is definitely worth a watch (or at least a listen).



Tastefully done, Alanis. Tastefully done.

3 comments:

Adam said...

Man I'll tell you I completely forgot about that ESPN the mag commercial. I think that was one of the very first things that I thought I was hilarious in just constantly repeating it at any possible opportunity. I specifically remember saying "no thONGGGs" all the time. Good shit right there.

Your onslaught of links is not lost on me. They certainly bail me out when I'm in an internet rut.

Double M said...

My favorite part of that video is Kevin Garnett wearing the lanyard with his keys around his neck.

I'm not sure when that went out of style (or when it was ever in style), but he may have been the only black man to ever wear his keys like that. Easily has to be the most embarrassing moments of Garnett's life.

D Wheezy said...

I hate Joakim Noah and I hate Fergie.

However, I love the image that Youtube has for that Joakim video that you see before you click play. It looks like he's about to pull a
Mike Tyson
on the guy next to him.