Monday, January 29, 2007

Monday Means...

...its time for a weekend recap:

Nothing happened. Except someone stole my leather jacket from the bar we were at this weekend. Honestly, who just picks a coat off of the back of a chair. The only thing that could make me feel better is a good skeet throwing pic. Fortunately, the Spurs beat the Lakers this weekend and I got a good one.

Skeet Skeet Skeet

Tough break for that guy...good break for me. The Spurs victory combined with that pic (and a few looks at the Diddy pic from Friday and the new look Wheezy's blog) made me realize there's not much I can do about it.

In other sports news, I watch women's tennis. I actually enjoy it (as compared to the WNBA - I actually asked my friends to allow me to add the WNBA to the death pool, even though its not a person, so I could have a financial interest in the WNBA's death). Anyway, this chick,

Serena = Man

smoked this chick,

Sharapova is kinda hot

for the Austrialian Open. Serena still scares the bejesus out of me. That said, Maria's grunt may be the most ludicrous thing in tennis:

Amelie Mauresmo (the one who looks like a man) said:

As though her screaming on the court isn’t distracting enough but then she has to do it everywhere else, too. She’ll pick up her bag – ‘Eeeee-ahhh’ – then open the zipper – ‘Mmmm-baaaa’ – then put it back down again – ‘Ruh-oooh.’ Completely absurd. And that’s just one example. But the worst part is in the bathroom, no doubt. It’s gotten to the point that if I see her heading for a stall I leave the locker room for a while. I’d listen to my iPod, but I can hear her grunting over top of that even.

This is Mauresmo:

I am a man.I am a man part 2.

Sounds like a little frustration and a little jealousy - from a man that can't win in the the freaking women's tennis league.

Anyway, hope you had a better weekend than me. In either case, I'm sure you heard all about Michael Vick and the "Weed In A Bottle" issue. If you didn't, you don't follow sports, so click the link. They talked about it on SNL and it was kinda funny. On a side note, I think I'm kinda biased against SNL right now (despite the genious of Dick In A Box, so I'm not sure if its really funny and I'm missing out or if its just kinda funny. Anyway, here it is:


brad nix said...

I stumbled across your blog this weekend and have to say it is now one of my favorites! Great content combined with a great sense of humor, my kind of comedy.

Keep up the great work.

D Wheezy said...

Ok - let's play the "Who does this look like?" game.

Serena Look-alike One

Serena Look-alike Two

Mauresmo Look-alike

Honestly. Doesn't Tennis drug screening include some check for male genitalia? Just look under the stall when "she" is filling the cup and see if sitting is involved.

D Wheezy said...

Serena look-alike Three