It's a Casual Dress Friday here at the Skeet Thrower and I wanted to apologize for the number of NSFW links on Wednesday's post. I wanted to, really. Then I remembered that this is the Skeet Thrower and I don't have to apologize for anything.
Anyway, I've been talking about my BCS ratings for a long time. Obviously you all know about the BCS Man Crush List and the BCS Bottom Five, but what started these conversations was the discussion of the BCS Top Five Chicas. Today, as promised, I am bringing you my list.
As always, we'll start with the rules:
- A person on the list must have a box
- I can only set the list once a year. Once set, I must wait until the new calendar year to set a new BCS list baring a catastrophic incident to someone on the list
- If someone on the list were to say "Skeet Thrower, I love your blog, let's have a good skeet throwing session," I could partake and my wife couldn't get mad.
And that's it. With that I introduce to you my list.
Skeet Thrower's Note: For the rest of today's post just assume that the link is moderately NSFW unless I say otherwise. As with all of my links, I won't crest PG-13 - this is a family site.
The BCS Top 5 Chicas
5. Wild Card: Christina Milian
The number 5 spot is the Wild Card spot. This is where I like to place my under-the-radar (SFW) hot chick that most people forget about/don't know. This year, as it has been for like the last three years, it is Christina Milian (SFW). I'm not sure what it is, but I think it started with this music video and continued in this video (SFW) and steam-rolled right through Be Cool (SFW), which wasn't a very good movie by the way. She's pretty hot and a good way to start off my list.
4. Most Obtainable: Elisha Cuthbert
The number 4 slot I like to reserve for the most attainable chica on the list. Now, that doesn't mean that she's an easy pickup; rather, I think that if I had a legitamite shot (SFW) with anyone on this list, she'd be the one that I'd have the best shot with. Anyway, Elisha came onto my radar with the movie The Girl Next Door (which is surprisingly good, especially if Elisha is on your list). That said, what really solidified her on my list is her role as Kim Bauer in 24 (Damnit, I love that show...)
3. Eva Longoria
I talked about Eva a lot on Monday (SFW), so I won't rehash this too much. Let's be honest, Eva came out of no where with Desperate Housewives (did you ever wonder why they kept showing her in lingerie in the commercials during football) and she's been riding in the BCS ever since.
This year; however, Eva fell to number three (from number two) because this commercial (SFW) sucks.
2. Vanessa Marcil
She's number two, so I'll give you two reasons why she's on this list: 1) She's on the show Las Vegas, which I love and 2) She's smoking hot. Other than that I'll let these two (SFW) videos do the talking.
This is an old one you've seen before:
And this one is awesome:
1. Salma Hayek
I don't know if you've ever seen Desperado (an awesome movie, and as much as I want to, I can't show you her defining scene from that movie...but I will show you another scene from that movie in a second) or From Dusk Till Dawn (a crappy movie), but those two movies should pretty much sum it up. Salma is hot and was probably at the top of the BCS even before there was a BCS list. Keep up the good work, Salma.
This ends the perpetual NSFW warning.
So that's my BCS list. I hope you enjoy. I also hope this helps you come up with your own BCS list. Then you could do something creepy and make a Star Doll out of them. (What in the hell is that Star Doll thing? Paper dolls? 6+ million hits?!?)
Anyway, since this is Testosterone Week we need to end with a gun fight. I promised you a scene from Desperado and now I am delivering to you the bar fight. This is a bad-ass scene where Antonio Banderas kills a bunch of random dudes. Great way to start a movie (and waste 10 minutes on a Friday).
Have a good weekend.